Birth of a Baby Hellcat

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

The most American car in the history of American cars – is not actually American. In fact, the most impolite, violent, offensive, glorious piece of Bald Eagle majesty and balls-out imprudence, well, it’s Canadian.

The 2016 Dodge Challenger and 2016 Dodge Charger Hellcat twins are 707 hp (soon to be 750 hp – because awesome) weapons of mass indulgence. Its retro looks, massive exterior, tiny interior and frankly stupid power levels are all wrapped up in a sub-$70K bundle for our mass consumption and enjoyment.

And it is built by a bunch of maple-syrup-drinking, plaid-shirt-wearing, sorry-saying snow warriors from the Great White North.

One of them, by the way, is my father-in-law.

The unassuming plant the Hellcat (and all the other Challengers and Chargers plus some Chrysler 300c but who cares about them anyway – they are not Hellcats) is built in is nestled north of Toronto in the suburb of Brampton. It sits over 269 acres and employs around 3,500 people working two shifts a day for six days a week churning out a car so American a Bald Eagle is born every time one fires up for the first time.

We went on a guided tour of the Brampton plant – a factory that, following the Chrysler group merger with Fiat, has become one of FCA’s best regarded – to see the birth of a baby Hellcat with our own eyes.

Hellcat Embryos

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

When a rock and some other rocks really love each other, and they contain certain elements we mash them up really good and roll them into sheets of metal. Metal that is then used to build car parts.

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

Those rolls of metal get fed through massive die machines like this one and come out the other side as doors, bonnets, hood lids and the like.

Robots!

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

Self-driving robots pootle around the factory floor ferrying parts to and fro, they’re all stored on electrically controlled automated racks before heading over for use. There are 2,944 bays and over 43 different types of racks storing around two days’ worth of parts for use elsewhere in the plant.

Robots with Fricking LASERS!

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

The cars begin to take shape when automated welding robots take the chassis panels (stamped elsewhere and shipped into Brampton) and place them with the help of LASER and mechanical guidance, then fasten them with adhesives and welding. There are 581 robots in the plant.

Colour Me

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

Doors are put on for painting, and then removed again as the car makes its way back down the line. There are 20 colour options, 9 interior options and 10 striping options all available out of this plant.

The Engine Room

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant
No, literally. The entire drivetrain is bolted together on a separate line to the bodies. The engine builders lovingly caress the driveshafts into position and bolt them in with F1-pit-stop speed and precision. One of the guys was wearing a Superman shirt, which was appropriate. Another one had a Hellcat shirt with a smokey burnout on it. Which was even more appropriate.

Notice the red calipers and the big aluminum supercharger cover on top? This one is a Hellcat drivetrain. MMMM… naked Hellcat.

Ergonomic Chairs

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

These guys float about in ergonomic chairs that allow them to move inside the developing Hellcat, pinning and pressing all the fiddly bits you don’t see into place.

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

There are more interior and exterior trim options, driveline options and the like than you can possibly imagine here. If your special order car is making its way down the line with an unusual or rare combination, alarms ring out to let the line know.

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

“Hey! Be careful with this one – it’s a half-sweet, light whip, two-shot hazelnut macchiato with a French braid and a medium-temperature cow lick!”

Match Made in Brampton

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

The painted chassis and its drivetrain are married together in mechanical matrimony about two-thirds of the way down the line. The drivetrain is thrust up into the chassis where 24 fasteners consummate the marriage in all of 24 seconds.

Bill the Door Man

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

This is Bill. Bill builds the door interiors for the Dodge Challenger and Dodge Chargers. Bill is also my father-in-law. Say hello, Bill!

“I’m busy, Jacob.”

When Bill and his team have finished the doors they get shuttled off to rejoin their car in the final phases of the production line.

“What does my daughter see in him anyway?”

A Hellcat is Born

at the Chrysler Brampton Assembly Plant

Every 45-50 seconds a Chrysler 300C, Dodge Charger or a Dodge Challenger rolls off the production line.

A handful of them are this: a Hellcat. With 707 horsepower and clad in protective shipping plastic the Hellcat looks almost peaceful. Then it starts wailing.

The whole factory resonates with the noise of the 6.2L supercharged engine while the QA guys fight over who drives it across to the inspection bays and out then, out into the world.

Share
The following two tabs change content below.
Jacob Black

Jacob Black

Jacob is a writer and a journalist who enjoys cars, driving and jokes. Sometimes he writes a series of jokes and loosely connects them to a car he was driving. Jacob Black is not a werewolf.
  • DavidSim17

    Please send me a free sample !

  • Allen Wilson

    BTW Canada IS on the AMERICAN continent, therefore AMERICAN CAR!

  • Derek Deek MacKenzie

    North America is not an American Continent. Otherwise I would have to say that America is on the Canadian Continent. C’mon.

  • Allen Wilson

    According to geography 101, “America” consists of NORTH and SOUTH
    America, This CONTINENT(AMERICA) has many countries upon it. One of them
    being The USA and another being Canada and yet another being Brazil,
    Mexico, etc. So NO there is no Canadian continent. But AMERICA is The
    WHOLE of all the connected land between the Pacific Ocean and The
    Atlantic Ocean. So made in America can be ANYWHERE on this continent. I
    do not know where you went to school, but you obviously did not pay
    attention. Or you did not read my statement : CANADA is ON the American
    Continent. So pay attention.

  • Mark

    Is that US Geography 101? North, Central and South America are referred to as “the Americas”, but I have never heard of them being referred to as “America”.